Game Changer.

Chúc mừng năm mới, wewearthingites! We kick off the start of the lunar new year with this special edition of WWT!

Game Changer: I don't throw around that term very often- once when I got my first nice leather jacket, once when I got my blue linen suit- but I will use that term for today's outfit:


Shirt: F21, Sweatpants: UO, Socks: My grandma knitted me those

Sometimes I feel like fashion isn't sexy enough. I mean, seriously, girls these days walk around with their boobs out, dudes are walkin' about in skinny pants that show off that buffalo knuckle. I mean, where is Bert Friedan's masculine mystique when you need it? Well, my fine fashiony friends, that masculine mystique is here. This outfit leaves everything to the imagination.

HAMBURGAR SWEATPANTS.

GAME CHANGER. I mean, who knows what is underneath those fantastic fleece-lined legs? Are there really ingredients tumbling down my leg to form a delicious burgar on my shin? If I had been wearing my jeggings, that mystique (and my third jeg) would have already been revealed. But you, dear readers, will never know what lies beneath. These fantastic fleece-lined pants are akin to adorning the finest, warmest silk in the kingdom. The burgar kingdom.

When these burgar pants first arrived in the post, I slipped them on and went upstairs and walked about the house and was gravely disappointed when no one acknowledged such tasteful attire (eh? EH?! GET IT?!). I was also faced with a bit of a fashion problem when they first arrived- what tasteful upper garment would most complement this burgary delight? According to the UO website, it was not some mid-riff baring top from Juicy (shocking, I know!), but a simple button-down shirt (in this case, I opted for a shirt that resembled a picnic table cover... for burgars). This led me to question one of the deepest unknown secrets in the fashion universe- does one tuck their undershirt into sweatpants? What is the rule for this matter?

I went back downstairs into my room (no, no, I do not live in the basement and definitely do not chug mountain dew: code red and play WoW all day) and pondered my existence shortly after.

Anyway, I am quite pleased with this new addition to my wardrobe, which includes such classics as the 3 Keyboard Cat Moon and Mr Splashypants.

And so, dear readers, let's start the new year off with my own personal motto:

Why be sexist, when you can be sexiest?

Now excuse me, denizens of the fashion blogosphere, I got some burgars to eat.

10 comments:

  1. there was too much reference to p33n in here.

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  2. only one reference! it's ok, I'm not posting anymore for a long time. NO MORE CLOTHES :(

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  3. LOLOL....

    I honestly can't believe you're wearing burgar pants. Like seriously, burgers, on your pants.

    I think the best part of this post, though, is your new motto. I die. Kthx.

    XX.
    Mae Lu, @ thereafterish.

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  4. Love your grandma's socks

    XOXO,


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  5. this is hilarious. the end.

    http://laurenlanzaosias.blogspot.com
    bumming it like a celeb...

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  6. Anonymous beat me to it. I also love your grandma's socks! They were the first thing that popped! Your posts are great! Keep'em comin' Dru!!! :D

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  7. that's it! tell your grandma to start an etsy

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  8. I like the combination of cap coat
    with brown footwear its really cool

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  9. you are hilarious. i love your posts!

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  10. In my opinion everyone may browse on this.

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