Shirt: F21, Jeans: BDG, Shoes: Penguin, Alcohol: Jack Daniels
Lemme tell you, sharing a blog with a few other girls is tough. Like sharing a bathroom. Everyone’s all trying to muscle in there to get what needs to be done, except you know the girls are going to take longer and leave hair on your bar of soap. So gross. More often than not, I am knocking on the door while Issa is posting and she’s like, “JUST A MINUTE!” and I have to cross my legs and do a little dance because I can’t hold it in much longer.
So I thought I'd change things up today. You know, sit down. You know how hard it is to take a picture of yourself like that? I was halfway through the shoot and the Roommate comes home randomly and I jump up and am all like, "Sooo, you're back early." So awkward.
I don't normally go around with my shirt unbuttoned, but I thought I'd try to go for a "rock bottom" look. Also, my brand new Penguin shoes! I will have a separate shoozday post in an upcoming update.
I will have to say it’s times like these I wish I had a girlfriend. Not because it’s Valentine’s Day, but because I am generally clueless about fashion and, like the invisible hand that drives the economy, girlfriends would be able to subtly manipulate my wardrobe through the years through Christmas and birthday presents. And assuming my future girlfriend is smart about menswear, I would become like a fashionable boyfriend accessory. Boyfriend accessory… to MURDER.